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Distract your anxious patients by whisking them away from the surgery with the brand new Safari 3000 range of exotic dental chairs. After the success and popularity of the leopard print dental chair, Safari has expanded its faux animal range:
The Cheetah – RRP £6,000
Imagine yourself bounding across the African plains on the back of the fastest land animal. The built in headrest speakers on this dental chair will play a continual loop of a cheetah's purr. If this doesn't distract patients from root canal treatment, nothing will.
The Blue Whale – RRP £7,500
The largest in this collection of chairs – suitable for bariatric patients – will take you to the depths of the world's oceans. The Blue Whale's rubber cushions are filled with water for extra comfort and whale calls emanate from the speakers to help relax the patient.
The Golden Eagle – RRP £9,800
Soar through mountain ranges on this majestic faux-feathered chair. The attached fan will help your patient feel the wind beneath their wings and the call of the eagle will calm them while you fix their beak teeth.
All of the Safari 3000 dental chairs are available now. Order all three for your dental practice before 31 December 2016 and receive 10% off your purchase.
For more information speak to your Safari sales rep or email wilddentalenquiries@fakeproducts.com.
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Go wild with these dental chairs. Br Dent J 221, 807 (2016). https://doi.org/10.1038/sj.bdj.2016.968
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DOI: https://doi.org/10.1038/sj.bdj.2016.968