Say hello to the latest and greatest artificial but super intelligent companion for your dental practice, RoboNurse.

Designed to complement the RoboSurgery software, RoboNurse comes in a range of heights designed to best integrate into your practice and is available in 18 different languages.

RoboNurse also comes with a quick setup guide, designed to minimise disruption during the initial charge-up and integration phase. The quick setup enables you to programme RoboNurse to discuss basic patient information after a Band 1 treatment, how to remove patient goggles and bib, a basic clean-down of work surfaces and even greetings and salutations.

Once fully programmed, RoboNurse can automatically take down notes for you to review during the treatment planning phase, picking up key words and phrases from your discussion with the patient. The software is fully compliant with regulatory standards, and automatically sends key tips to the patient's email address.

Away from the surgery RoboNurse has a range of settings for social occasions, from a quick drink down the pub to cocktails and canapés, and is enabled with phrases designed to ensure conversation with colleagues never dries up.

So what are you waiting for? Get your RoboNurse today!

Visit www.robonursetoday.co.uk.

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