Sir, I would like to bring to your attention a hidden danger of the festive period.

2016 has been a terrible year. We have mourned the loss of Bowie, Rickman and Harambe; a cartoon villain will soon be leader of the most powerful nation on earth; and last but not least the sacred shape of the Toblerone has been changed. Therefore, I urge your readers to not make it any worse and avoid cross infection during this disease-heavy time of year. Obviously I'm not saying you should refrain from giving your partner their annual Christmas day hug, but I would strongly warn against any sub-mistletoe promiscuity.

Such incidents occur frequently at Christmas parties. I have therefore decided to ban them from our practice get-together. Mistletoe is neither appropriate nor hygienic for such an environment.

Unless you asked Father Christmas for mononucleosis, herpes or even just a common cold, mistletoe and this harmful tradition are best avoided.

I am hopeful that this information is old news for much of the population. For the past few years I have conducted my own study and have stood under many a mistletoe without being approached for a kiss once! I'm happy that so many of my colleagues are considerate of cross-infection even after a few mulled wines.

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